Love Handles

Kanina sa NISMED Canteen (Scientific Name: Kenneth’s Canteen) ay napagusapan namin nina Toni, Rommin at Chico [The Super Comparative Literature Friends] ang tungkol sa aming body concerns. Kaya nga pumasok ang diskusyon tungkol sa love handles na yan.

Sa mga hindi nakakaalam ng love handles, ito ay simpleng bilbil sa tyan. Toni’s explanation states that when we are showing our love towards our partner [either by dancing, tickling or having sex], we touch our partners in the waist part. Dyahe naman daw kung bilbil ang mahahawakan ni labidabs.

Anyways, speaking of love handles. Andami nang nagsasabing mga high school friends ang nagsasabing tumataba na ako. Ako nga na lagi kong nakikita ang sarili ko sa salamin, di ko napansin. Ewan ko kina Aia at Kim, na ang pinagbasehan lang ay ang aking mga Friendster Pictures. Bahala sila. Tolerable naman ata ang pagtaba ko. Katapat lang siguro nyan ay ang aking paglalakad mula AS papuntang Math Bldg araw-araw. [Sabay kakain ng 1 1/2 rice at ulam na may 2 strawberry at apple na cheesecake]

Sabi nga ng aking katotong si Stephen. Bakit pa ba mag wowork out sa gym?

• Una, wala naman akong pinopormahan.

• Pangalawa, di naman dinidiscriminate sa UP ang mga may beer belly na katulad ko.

• Pangatlo, hindi naman ako heartthrob na may pinapangalagaang trono sa pagpapakilig ng mga babae.

• Pang-apat, ang sarap kayang kumain!

• Huli, makakainterfere ang pagwowork out sa studies ko. [Palusot lang to]

Kaya mga friends, bahala kayo sa katawan niyo. Hindi ko naman sinasabi na tularan niyo ang aking lifestyle. Para lang to sa mga katulad kong batugan [ngunit matalino at gwapo at mabait at mapagmahal].

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As Busy as a Padre Salvi

I have never been this busy in my entire life!

Papers round the clock and tests everytime. Surviving a day is an accomplishment for us, the Busy Bees. These are some of my thought clips: 

• I am ecstatic because SEPTEMBER is the greatest month of the Year. Of course September is my birthday, and then September is Fall Season in US which means that many season premieres will occur on this month. [e.g Beauty and the Geek 3 - premiered here in the Phils. this day, Survivor China (14) - RPN 9 September 21, Heroes - September 24 and many more!]
• I know I scored low in my Geog1 Long Test which disqualifies me from getting a 1.0; Math17, where I have to get perfect marks in all my succeeding long tests and Finals in order to get a 1.0; ES1, where I have no hopes of getting a 1.0, but I am hoping for a Finals Exemption
• My schedule is still unbelievably busy even though my so called Hell Week was finished. [I'd better call it "Consecutive Hell Weeks" because the suffering extends up to October 5, the last day of the semester]
• I’m addicted to Kingdom of Loathing where I am a Level 8 Sauceror
• My room has been cleaned by my mother which unstresses me a bit.
• Now, I am proud to say that T know the Ancient Dynasties of China in chronological order. [Shang, Zhou, Qin, Han, Sui, Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming, Qing]